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Jokes
Ano daw ang dference ni Prince Charles & kulangot?
A: C Prince Charles ay "heir 2 d throne" ang kulangot ay "thrown to d air"
Ang ganda ng araw because of YOU. Ganda ng dream ko, it was all about YOU. Ang sakit ng ulo ko, dahil sa YOU.
Has anyone ever told you...what charming, good-looking, witty friend you...have? [ahem] Biro lang...Niwala ka naman!
Sleep tight, sleep bright. Sleep silently in d nite. Here's ur kiss (mwah!) Here's ur hug (hmmm) Here's ur cute angel (ahem) up above saying gud nite!
What kind of suitor do parents want 4 der daughters?
1. Nice & CASHual
2. Pleasing PESOnality
3. Strong CARacter
4. Gud family BANKground
5. Gud MONEYrs
A fren is like a pillow, u can hug it wen ur in pain, u can cry on it wen ur lonely , but I can be ur pillow and also ur friend pero wag mo lang akong lalawayan ha!!!
ERAP GLOBE USER
ERAP TEXT LOI:"simula ngayon di na ako mambababae,hindi na kita lolokohin,iwanan ko nalahat ng mga babae ko. Ikaw at ikaw na lang sa buhay ko."
BodyGuard:" Sir wag nyo send yan baka nabibigla lang kayo"
ERAP :"Wag ka mag-alala Globe gamit ko di to aabot kay Dra. Loi".
adios cuarta adorada. me gastos piso cada letra. smart y globe kumikita.nuestro perwisyo mi daliri nginig n d mapigil porque special ka.
types of couple:
boy guapo, girl ganda-made in heaven!
boy guapo, girl panget- tru love!
boy panget, girl ganda- galing diskarte!
boy panget, girl panget- NO CHOICE!!
i'm sending u my pillow 4 u 2 rest; my blanket 2 shild u frm mosk2 & my bed 4 u 2 lay completely. slip tyt. Bukas nako ma22log kaC nasa iyo na lahat gamit ko
Pipol come n go..frends walk in n out of our lives, but il nevr 4get sum1 lyk u....kokonti na lng tayong mga cute sa mundo..magka2limutan pa ba tayo?
Q:San hang out ng mga conservative? -VIRGIN CAFE, mga artista? -STARBUCKS , mga bding? -HARD ROCK CAFE, mga pulubi?- STREET LIFE.
Wat i lyk about u is ur kiler smyl, ur gorgeous eyes, ur cute face, ur... ay! teka teka, WRONG MESSAGE, d pala para sayo! HELLO lang pala sasabihin ko! hehehe!Ü
ü äskèd GOD 4 à cändlè, d sùn ws gvn 2 ü. ù äskd 4 ä gläs of wäter, d séä ws gvèn 2 ü. u äskd 4 à cüte Frend..& ì wäs givèn 2 ü. ABA! BLIB AK0 LKAS M0 K L0RD!
Best gfts 2 giv: 2frnd-loylty, 2foe-4givnes, 2bos-service, 2Child-gud xample, 2parnts-grttude & dvotion, 2mate-luv & faithfulnes, 2GOD-ur life, 2ME-cash na lng.
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