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Ito talaga si Lumen pag wala ang asawa imbes na VIBRATOR, TALONG ang gamit, Sing-sarap pero di sing-mahal.Pagkatapos gamitin inihahalo sa PAKBET...WAIS!!!! 

If u luv someone, set him free, if he doesnt come back, hes probably wit me! hehe

We do it n da bedroom,we do it n da car.We do it standing,we do it sitting its mre cmfrtble doing it lying down!!!....haaay sarap tlagang magtxt! 

if u r lonely and u nid sum1 just don't forget that der is sum1 here thatb is willing 2 help u wenever u neede help th most .... wag lang sa pera!

Isang Araw ang Mag-Ama
Anak:Itay magsasaing na ho ako , anong isasaing ko?
Ama: Matututo kang magsaing na walang sinaing
-Lumipas ang ilang oras at minuto.
Anak: Itay kain na ho tayo.
Ama: Anong kakainin natin eh wala kang sinaing?
Anak: matututo kayong kumain ng walang sinaing... 

Q: Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
A: They are for those who don't drink! 

Q: How do you confuse Erap?
A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. 

Q: Why did Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate. 

Q: Why was Erap proud for finishing a puzzle in only sixmonths?
A: The box said "2 to 4 years!" 

Q: Why does Erap always smile during lightning storms?
A: He thinks his picture is being taken. 

Isang MASARAP n araw sayo kaibigan! Nawa'y SIPSIPIN k ng gracia, DILADILAAN k ng pagmmhal, PASUKAN k ng galak,at LABASAN k ng malas!

Lst NigHt i drmt f U. ThiS mrNing My firSt thUght wS U. Im thiNkiNg f U RigHt Nw & tiL i g 2 bD 2NigHt. Bukas l'll think of LETTER V nman. 

A very interesting theory: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal break down MENopause, ever notice how all women's problems starts with MEN? 


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